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Subject: The Party Deal of the Year! Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday!
From: lovell@mit.edu
To: members@lp1.justlist.org, members@crw.justlist.org, members@lp2.justlist.org

Dear friends:

I have saved up all my party excuses and now am in the position to offer you not one, not two, but three parties in one! That's right, this coming Tuesday i will be celebrating not just another step towards the grave, but graduation (the statute of limitations is a year, didntchaknow?) and... hmm, i did promise you three parties in one, didn't i?

Okay, call it a pre-Valentine's Day party. There we go. I guess that makes it a Birthraduationtine's Day party.

I realize Tuesday is an unconventional day for a party, but between AWE and what not it just seems like the best option. Come if you can, when you can. If you can't and we're friends you darn well better at least send me an email. Actually, even if you can please RSVP because we're going to have my favorite goodies and i need to know how many to expect.

Planned activities include, but are not limited to, nertz/grump/whatever-you-call-it (BYOD please), Rummikub, Settlers (restrictions may apply), and a showing of Star Trek in full high-def, surround sound glory.

What: Birthraduationtine's day party
When: Tuesday, February 8th, 19:00 until the cows come home
Where: Cardinal Medeiros Ave, Cambridge
Why: not?

Regards,
Nathan